Quoting jennymoon:

A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.

There was a big sign posted. No bills larger than $20 will be accepted.

The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here.

A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.

There was a big sign posted. No bills larger than $20 will be accepted.

The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here.